Taking a sideways look at life.

To dispense baccy into a cigarette paper (preferably liquorice paper), roll it into a cylinder, moisten the gummed edge with the tongue, seal it down, twist an end, and stick the other end in the mouth.

FOOTBALL REFEREE

I am one of those mad people who enjoyed dressing up in a black outfit, running frantically around local football fields, blowing a whistle or waving a pretty flag and listening to 90 minutes of banter. (This is a common term for abuse!)

I HAVE NOW RETIRED AND HUNG UP THE BOOTS

MELKSHAM REFEREES SOCIETY

All local football referees are invited to join Society making up a band of brothers where individual opinions can be aired and problem areas analysed.

MELKSHAM NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

Get everyone living in your street to keep an eye out for each other and reduce crime in Melksham.

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